Total Medals Earned: 590 (From 149 different games.) Total Medal Score: 9,735 Points
Medals Earned: 7/16 (175/455 points)
Medals Earned: 4/5 (65/115 points)
Medals Earned: 3/12 (45/510 points)
Medals Earned: 5/14 (80/290 points)
Medals Earned: 3/5 (20/35 points)
Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/495 points)
Medals Earned: 4/4 (100/100 points)
Medals Earned: 1/26 (5/500 points)
Medals Earned: 3/14 (40/375 points)
Medals Earned: 7/9 (240/300 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Lose Wilson too early.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.
Kill 20 enemies
Kill the first boss
Complete the game
Kill the 3rd Boss
Obtain 20 stars
Play for 30 minutes
Destroy 500 targets
Complete all 24 campaign stages
Click 200 buttons
Earn 63 Novice medals
Play for 1 hour
Spend 60 minutes in the practice range
Play for 2 hours
Earn 63 Veteran medals
Earn 63 Expert medals
Attain 100% game completion
Play for 3 hours
Win a game under any difficult
See all the tutorial tips from "Learn as you play"
Collect all evolution cards within the same game
Win the game under any difficulty by activating all resources
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Win a 2 Player game on hard difficulty with the Hiveminds lineage
Win a 2 Player game on hard difficulty with the Keepers lineage
Upgrade your Combat to level 15
Win a 2 Player game on hard difficulty with the Scibots lineage
Upgrade your Speed to 30
Win a 2 Player game on hard difficulty with the War Machines lineage
Win a 4 Player game on hard difficulty
Win a 2 Player game on hard difficulty in less than 30 turns
Feel the Bubba-Wrath!
Get totally pwnd by the Piggy
Be an easy target!
Come on, you can do better than this!
Feed your enemy a healthy snack!
You've done well my child
Even tough guys can run away
Save Theia!
The Heavens must have gifted you way too much
Meet the final boss
Escape the raptor
Get past the triceratops
Save the witch doctor
Kill an enemy by shooting them with a grenade dart, and then with a spiked grenade
Perform an execution
50 Kills with a Single Glock 18
50 Kills with a Single Beretta
100 Kills with the PANCOR Jackhammer
100 Kills with the Spike Grenade Launcher
100 Kills with the Laser Cannon
50 Kills with a Single Lever Shotgun
100 Kills with the Grenade Dart Launcher
Kill an enemy by shooting them with at least 4 different weapons
Kill an enemy by only throwing weapons at them
100 Kills with dual Glock 18's
100 Kills with the Thompson
100 Kills with the Rebound Shotgun
100 Kills with the Acid Grenade Launcher
150 Headshots in one match
100 Kills with dual Berettas
100 Kills with the magnum
100 Kills with dual Lever Shotguns
100 Kills with the Lead Pipe
150 Kills in a match
100 Kills with the Tavor
100 Kills with the Arrow Gun
100 Kills with the M1187
Get a kill with every weapon during a single match
100 Kills with Artifact 19
Politely decline
Defeat Clown
Defeat Sheriff
Politely accept
Find the secret spot
Adore the graphics, double jump, change the track...
Kill 50 agents (in one session)
Kill 100 regular enemies (in one session)
Kill 10 zombies (in one session)
Kill 20 uber agents (in one session)
Defeat Savior
Stockpile 500 points
Buy all weapons
Start a new game
Play through one game day
Sell a good for §6
Make a trade for goods worth §10 or more
Trade for a ship part
Survive a full game week
Escape the station and win the game
View the game's credits
At day start, have a completely full cargo hold
